Chapter 63: The Fempire Strikes Back

Our first event back after the break had to be a good one. I had to be 100% confident if I was going to try and take on Paris Duncan again. The only way I was going to be confident is if we had a really good theme. Sara and I both agreed on a Star Wars event.

The first event we ever tried to do was a Star Wars event that failed miserably. Now we were experienced and wiser. We knew what we were doing. The past failure was just extra motivation.

I came up with the title "The Fempire Strikes Back". It was perfect in more ways than one. It gave Sara and I chills.

"After the Destruction of the Mighty Breast Star, Darth Tetra (Mistress Tetra) and the Evil Club Excite Fempire have summoned all New Recruits to Join them as They Battle Luke Skyflogger (Bonnie Bondage) and The Anarchy Alliance. The Evil Fempress Azule has Given Darth Tetra the Ultimate Responsibility of Punishing Skyflogger and the Anarchy Alliance Once and For All..."

With no events in November and December I spent the entire time promoting the fuck out of The Fempire. I was relentless. I made tons of fliers featuring Sara in her various Star Wars costumes. Sara and Kitty even made little preview videos with the help of one of their friends.

We were able to convince Azule to let us do Anarchy performances in the backroom again. This time we called it the Secret Rebel base.

At this point Sara basically only wanted to do Club Anarchy events. I personally thought the events open to the public had bigger attendances because it did not require membership.

We agreed on keeping this one public with the members only section in the back room.

We had some decent performances lined up. Safehaven's resident rope expert and one of our regular performers, Miss Cassidy did a rope scene paying tribute to the scene where Luke is dangled upside down by the Wompa Yeti monster in Empire Strikes back.

Miss Cassidy was dressed as a sexy Yeti and her beautiful submissive was a rebel trooper hung upside down from the ceiling.

Lady Audrey was now going by Sera Wild. She did an amazing burlesque number as an alien entertaining in Jabba's palace.

Master Arron was Boba Fett, and he used his vacuum bondage cube to imprison a sexy submissive woman dressed as Han Solo. He was no longer with Tuesday.

Darth Tetra and Bonnie Skyflogger faced off in a Star Wars themed forced orgasm in the back room. Kitty was a regular for the Forced Orgasm every month. She was dressed as slave Leia from Return of the Jedi.

An amazing aerial artist had contacted us wanting to perform. She performed her aerial act as an Ewok in the trees. Our headline performance was a scene inspired by Yoda teaching Luke in Dagobah.

One of Safehaven's shortest submissives Sandy was an expert fire poi spinner. Bonnie had recently learned to spin fire as well. Sandy dressed as Yoda and performed fire moves and Bonnie dressed as Luke replicated them. It was an excellent performance.

To finish off the night we had the traditional Survive Her Challenge with Star Wars themed rounds. One round included Star Wars trivia I wrote.

When I talk about Club Anarchy in the present. People always ask me which was the best party? Or which was my favorite? The Fempire Strikes back will always remain my favorite. I would not necessarily say it was the one that made the most money. For me it was just about the vibes. Nothing went wrong that night. All the performances were incredible. I love Star Wars.

The RSVP numbers on Fetlife and Facebook set new records for our events. We had a decent turn out. Anarchy was back.

To beat Paris Duncan I had actually come up with a genius plan. First off I blocked him and any of his crew. I did not want them to see my event pages. I took a move from Paris’ playbook and added anyone who RSVPed to his events as a friend and then invited them to my event. In my advertisements I made sure to emphasize the x rated nature of our performances. Something Paris Duncan could never do.

I studied my opponent, and I realized he was underestimating the power of advertising on Fetlife. Paris' events were not even advertised on Fetlife.

Possibly because he did not view his own events as fetish events. I used Facebook to distract him and his army and concentrated my true efforts to Fetlife.

On Fetlife an event that had a large RSVP number from the start usually attracted attention. If people saw your event page was already attracting numbers from the start they assumed the event was popular and like sheep they too would attend.

In order to make our event appear popular right from the start I created about 20 fake Fetlife profiles and used them to RSVP as soon as the event page went up. I really made no effort to hide that the profiles were fake. Majority of them were based on cartoon characters. Somehow this still managed to trick people into thinking our events were popular.

On Facebook I created a separate Facebook event page that was basically a distraction. I only invited a small number of people on the page, so it appeared like the event was not attracting a lot of RSVPs. It looked like our events were no longer popular. I specifically invited people I knew were spies for Paris Duncan to that event page. I am pretty sure they passed on the word our event was dead. There was no Love and Lost event that weekend.

Maybe he had moved on to a new rival who knows?

If you are keeping score, then of course this guy fucked over our events way more times than we beat him.

But you need to consider the fact it was myself versus a team of promoters Paris paid to sell tickets. You have me who doesn't get paid a dollar competing with a team of professionals.

I should be a legend at Safehaven and in the community.

Unfortunately, Sara took all the credit for everything. There are a few people that were within our inner circle of friends who knew it was me doing the advertising but for the most part majority of people thought Sara did the advertising.

Chapter 63: Thrasher Thursdays