Chapter 50: The Wanker

One night during a public event one of the regulars alerted me to a problem. The event that night was not one of Sara and my events, but many people started to associate me as an employee of the dungeon.

Apparently, there was a naked man in the corner of one of the rooms jerking off. Not only was this not allowed on nights the dungeon was open to the public, but he was staring at people while they were playing as he was touching himself and making them uncomfortable.

I went to go check the room and sure enough there was this skinny white guy, looked about fifty years old. He was in the corner jerking off. I did not get a detailed look. He was naked crouched down moving his hand up and down. I saw enough.

I thought to myself I don't get paid to handle this shit; I am going to go tell Leo.

I found Leo who was working security that night and told him there's an old friend of his asking about him in the playroom. He asks me who? And I tell him to go look.

Leo takes a peek and realizes my joke. Leo and I understood with new events like Anarchy, guests might be confused about what nights sexual activity like that was acceptable.

Leo decided to handle the situation nicely and told the guy quietly and calmly he was not allowed to do that and to put his clothes back on. The man agreed without an argument and put his clothes back on. We did not feel the need to make a big deal or eject him as it appeared to be a misunderstanding.

Leo came over to me and told me what happened. He sarcastically thanked me for telling him and then continued his patrol around the club.

About 20 minutes later another regular guest at the event finds me to report the same man has moved into another playroom and is naked jerking off again.

I ask why everyone keeps telling me instead of the actual security guard Leo and the regular says they cannot find him.

Sure enough it was Leo’s break and he was in the mullet taking a brief smoke break.

I go out to the parking lot and back to find Leo in the mullet. He tells me after dealing with the wanker he needed a bong rip. I tell him he might need another one in 15 minutes because the wanker is jerking off again.

Leo does not believe me at first. He clears his rip and we lock up the mullet and head back to Safehaven.

Leo rushes through the dungeon and goes over to the doorway of the playroom. He makes eye contact with the guy jerking off. He tells him again, that he is not allowed to do that at public events. He explained this was not a member only event and if he continued to jerk off the dungeon could get in trouble.

The man agreed to stop again and put his clothes back on.

On stage a performance began, and Leo was once again distracted with his dungeon duties. Leo asks me to keep an eye on the wanker. A few minutes later the wanker is already in a new playroom up to his old tricks.

I tell another regular to go get Leo and I stand guard preventing anyone from going inside. Leo and I enter the room together the guy sees us and stands up. The guy jerking off suddenly gets hostile with Leo. He tells Leo, he knows the owner of the dungeon and he's allowed to jerk off.

Leo repeats again the rules about members and non-members events. He repeats this was not a members only event and nudity and sexual activity was not allowed. He says even if he was friend’s with Mistress Azule the owner, she would not allow him to jerk off.

Leo tells him he tried to give him chances but three strikes and now he has to leave.

The man picks up his clothes and walks out of the playroom into the main hall where a stage performance is taking place and the room is dead silent.

The naked man suddenly stops and turns towards Leo and shouts he is not leaving. He shouts loud enough the entire room heard him say,

"I am allowed to masturbate I know the owner!"

We had been trying to escort him out quietly to avoid interrupting the stage performance.

The naked man takes a few steps towards the exit and then stops in his place and started yelling at Leo again. He asks Leo if he thinks he is a tough guy. At this point it isn't just Leo and I handling the man. Two of the dungeon's Male Dominants have joined us and we have formed a circle around the man leading him toward the exit.

The stage performance had paused while we dealt with the asshole.

He kept taking several steps towards the exit and then yelling and making a scene and then walking towards the exit more and yelling more. All while naked carrying his clothes.

Finally, we get him into the lobby near the exit door. He tells Leo he wants to fight him one on one outside in the parking lot. Leo agrees and the man puts his clothes back on getting ready to fight Leo.

Leo starts getting ready. He takes off his bullet proof vest and hands me his gun. He cracks his knuckles.

We open the front door and the man steps through the doorway and outside.

Leo walks up to the doorway all tough like he's ready to fight this guy.

He reaches for the door, closes it, and locks it with the wanker left outside. The man could see us through the glass on the door as we laughed at him. He stood outside half naked screaming at us. Eventually the wanker left.

Chapter 50: The Glory of Anarchy