Chapter 50: The Wanker

One night during a public event one of the regulars alerted me to a problem. The event that night was not one of Sara and my events, but many people started to associate me as an employee of the dungeon.

Apparently, there was a naked man in the corner of one of the rooms jerking off. Not only was this not allowed on nights the dungeon was open to the public, but he was staring at people while they were playing as he was touching himself and making them uncomfortable.

I went to go check the room and sure enough there was this skinny white guy, looked over fifty years old. He was in the corner jerking off. I did not get a detailed look. He was naked crouched down moving his hand up and down near his waist. I saw enough.

I thought to myself I don't get paid to handle this shit; I am going to go tell Leo.

I found Leo who was working security that night and told him:

"There's an old friend of yours asking about you in one of the playrooms."

Leo gave me a confused look.

"Who?" Leo asked.

"Go look it's a surprise!" I replied with a smile.

Leo takes a peek and realizes my joke. He walked back over to me quickly.

"This is all you and your girlfriend's fault with your damn sexy parties. Now everyone thinks they can jerk off every night of the week!" Leo said before returning to the naked man.

Leo decided to handle the situation nicely. He approached the man quietly without making a scene.

"Hey buddy, you can't do that here tonight. Put your clothes back on." Leo said calmly.

"Ya ya, sorry no problem." the naked man replied.

The man agreed without an argument and put his clothes back on. Leo walked back over to me.

"What happened?" I asked Leo.

"I just told him to stop and put his clothes back on. He agreed. No drama. He was cool about it, so I did not feel the need to eject him. I think it was just a misunderstanding." Leo told me.

"I could see people hearing about Club Chaos and getting confused about the rules at Safehaven public events. He was probably embarrassed." I said to Leo.

Leo sarcastically thanked me for telling him about the wanker and then continued his patrol around the club.

About 20 minutes later another regular guest at the event finds me to report an issue.

"There is a naked man in the Zeus room, think he's jerking off!"

"I will take care of it." I replied.

I thought to myself, there was no way that guy was jerking off again. Maybe they saw him earlier and just now got to complaining about it. I went to investigate and sure enough the same man had moved into another playroom and was naked jerking off again. This time I got a very unpleasant sickening look at his junk by accident. This enraged me.

"Why does everyone keep telling me when they see someone jerking off. Do I look like the jerk off police or what? How come nobody asks the actual security guard Leo?"

"We couldn't find him." the guest replied.

Turns out it was Leo’s break and he was in the mullet taking a brief smoke break. I go out to the parking lot and back to find Leo in the mullet.

"After dealing with that guy jerking off I felt it was time for my break and I definitely needed a bong rip." Leo said laughing to himself.

"You might need another one in about fifteen minutes." I said with a smirk.

"No! You're joking!" Leo replied with a change of mood.

"Sorry, he's jerking off again. You're being summoned." I told Leo.

Leo clears his rip and we lock up the mullet and head back to Safehaven.

Leo rushes through the dungeon and goes over to the doorway of the playroom. He stands there scanning the room. He makes eye contact with the guy jerking off.

"No no no! I just told you that shit is not allowed at public events. You need to stop. If you keep jerking off, you are going to get the dungeon in trouble." Leo said with a stern voice.

"Oh yah, sorry, sorry." the man said. Leo reluctantly stood there until the man was fully dressed again.

On stage a performance began, and Leo was once again distracted with his dungeon duties.

"I better not catch you jerking off again!" Leo said as he walked away.

"I have to make sure everything is secure during the stage show. Can you keep an eye on our friend and let me know if he starts taking his clothes off again?" Leo asked me.

"I guess." I replied.

I stood in the doorway. The man got up from his spot on the floor and quickly left the room. I saw him head towards the exit, so I assumed he went home.

I went to tell Leo.

"I think he left."

"Thank god." Leo replied.

I went to go find Sara playing in one of the rooms so I could tell her about our ordeal. As I went room to room I had yet to find her when I discovered the wanker was already in a new playroom up to his old tricks.

I tell another regular to go get Leo and I stand guard preventing anyone from going inside. Leo and I enter the room together the guy sees us and stands up. The guy jerking off suddenly gets hostile with Leo.

"I know the owner. I am allowed to be here."

"Alright well I know for a fact the owner did not give you permission to jerk off." Leo countered.

"Tonight is an event open to the public, it has strict rules. Nudity and sexual activity are not allowed. On certain nights the events are members only. During those events if you have a membership, consensual sexual activities are allowed within reason. Tonight is not a member only event. Therefore, sexual activities like masturbation are not allowed. Even if you are friends with Mistress Azule, she would never allow you to jerk off."

The man continued to sit on the floor naked.

"I gave you several chances to behave. But now like baseball, three strikes and you are out. Time to leave!"

The man picks up his clothes and walks out of the playroom into the main hall where a stage performance is taking place and the room is dead silent.

The naked man suddenly stops and turns towards Leo and shouts:

"I am not leaving!"

The man stomped his foot.

"I am allowed to masturbate I know the owner!" he repeated.

The entire room heard him. We had been trying to escort him out quietly to avoid interrupting the stage performance.

The naked man takes a few steps towards the exit and then stops in his place and started yelling at Leo again.

"You think you're a tough guy huh?"

At this point it isn't just Leo and I handling the man. Two of the dungeon's Male Dominants have joined us and we have formed a circle around the man leading him toward the exit.

The stage performance had paused while we dealt with the asshole.

He kept taking several steps towards the exit and then yelling and making a scene and then walking towards the exit more and yelling more. All while naked carrying his clothes.

Finally, we get him into the lobby near the exit door.

"Alright tough guy, let's settle this. One on one in the parking lot." said the naked man.

"You are really just a pussy. One on one nobody to protect you!" the man continues.

"Fine!" says Leo.

Leo agrees and the man puts his clothes back on getting ready to fight Leo. He leaves his shirt off and starts punching the air.

Leo starts getting ready. He takes off his bullet proof vest and hands me his gun. He cracks his knuckles. We open the front door and the man steps through the doorway and outside. Leo walks up to the doorway all tough like he's ready to fight this guy.

He reaches for the door, closes it, and locks it with the wanker left outside. The man could see us through the glass on the door as we laughed at him. He stood outside half naked screaming at us.

"Don't open the door for a while." Leo told the front desk.

Eventually the wanker left.